It was a
New Year's eve like no other. The mullah at a Clifton
mosque in Karachi began tilawat over the loudspeaker
turned on full blast, around 11 o'clock and continued
till the clock struck twelve and a burst of fireworks
lit up the sky.
A case of, if you can't join 'em, beat 'em! The minders
of our morals were back in business, threatening to
attack all who dared to party that night. And predictably,
all hotels pulled down their shutters to avoid any untoward
incident.
The
bearded brigade does not believe in holding charity
balls but what's to stop them from doing charity? Being
the 'good Samaritans' that they are, they could have
fed and clothed the poor sleeping on the footpaths of
Karachi on that cold December night.
But
the mullahs, as represented by the MMA, obviously have
more 'pressing issues' on their mind. Currently, they
are locking horns with the Aga Khan Foundation. Extremely
troubled by their increasing presence in the Northern
Areas, which they view as their turf, the religious
groups are threatening the Foundation with dire consequences
and, equally abominable, warning the Aga Khanis of relegating
them to the ranks of minorities like they did with the
Ahmedis.
Surely
quality schools, as opposed to madrassas that preach
sectarianism and hatred, and well-equipped medical units
that provide succour to the region's poorest, rather
than abysmal outfits that go by the name of dispensaries,
should pose no threat to the mullahs. And yet the beards
are up in arms: two staffers of the Aga Khan health
services were shot dead and their premises ransacked,
allegedly by members of a banned religious outfit. Incidentally,
this is not the first episode of it kind. Other Aga
Khan outfits have been targeted and threatened, the
latest being the Aga Khan Education Board that is being
unjustly accused of secularising the curriculum.
All this in the times of Musharraf's war against
terrorism and 'enlightened moderation.' And not a squeak
from the General. Or his men. But then Musharraf's band
of Leaguers are no less 'fundo' than the MMA. Why, they
supported Qazi Hussain Ahmed in his demand to include
the religion column in Pakistani passports, something
which even Saudi passports don't require. And earlier
when the question of repealing the Hudood Ordinances,
as recommended by the government-appointed National
Commission on the Status of Women cropped up, Musharraf's
government consigned it to cold storage. This, in order
to oblige the MMA for its support in the passage of
the 17th Amendment that legalised the LFO. How many
more compromises and deals will the General make in
order to retain his uniform?
While January
2005 saw Pakistan still grappling with the uniform issue,
most of South Asia was attempting to come to grips with
a disaster of epic proportions: the tsunami that left
1,50,000 plus dead and wreaked massive destruction in
Indonesia, Sri Lanka, India, Thailand and the Maldives.
And there were stories aplenty - of courage and compassion
and a coming together to ease the victims' trauma and
suffering; stories that were a testament to the human
spirit; stories that resurrected one's faith in the
goodness of humankind and rekindled our hopes for a
better world.
And a happier tomorrow
