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It
should have been considered only a minor incident, in the rather
ordinary circumstances that it happened. But the conditions at The
Oval cricket ground in England didn't remain ordinary for long.
After the Pakistan cricket team was 'accused' of ball tampering,
the crisis that ensued promised to develop, or deteriorate, into
a situation that would turn the cricketing world as we know it on
its head. Eventually, the incident that threatened to split the
cricketing world apart in two distinct, if unequal pieces, has in
fact brought it closer.
A
paradoxical statement? There are those who will have you believe
that Inzamam-ul-Haq and Pakistan cricket have already gained a moral
victory. There are those who believe that umpire Darrell Hair's
goose has been well and truly cooked. Whether the proverbial scalping
will actually be performed is, however, a matter still open to conjecture.
Hair,
an Australian who has now made England his home through marriage,
was surely within his rights as an umpire when he decided that the
ball had been 'tampered with' during the fourth day of the fourth
and final Test match between England and Pakistan. But did he go
about informing the fielding captain, in this case Inzamam, in the
right manner? Was Inzamam satisfied with the explanation given,
if any was actually handed out?
Was
Inzamam justified, at least morally, to have decided not to bring
his team back into the field of play as a protest against Hair's
decision to penalise the team five runs for the alleged tampering?
Even if the International Cricket Council (ICC) decides to let Inzamam
go with a soft punishment at the impending disciplinary hearing,
his act of defiance which ended in the umpires 'awarding' the match
to England just might amount to a flagrant violation of rules as
well as good sense.
And
then umpire Hair opened a Pandora's box of speculations with his
audacious e-mail to the ICC's Umpires Manager, Doug Cowie, offering
to resign from the umpires' elite panel in exchange for a pay-off
of $500,000.
Surely, everyone in the Pakistan camp was rejoicing. They
had, they believed, been vindicated by Hair's singular act of madness.
Hair, meanwhile, issued a statement that upheld his belief in himself
as the last bastion and upholder of cricket's exalted rules and
regulations, feebly apologised for his rather crass demand and retreated
to a hideout in the north of England to avoid the media glare.
So,
where does all this leave the cricketing world? Suddenly, everyone
is trying to be politically correct, trying their best to show their
neutrality and at the same time drumming their own point home in
the light of the laws that govern the game of cricket.
Umpires all over the world, naturally, have come to Hair's defence,
saying that he was acting within the rules. Even Pakistan's alleged
forfeiture of The Oval Test was prompted as the laws dictated that
this is how it should be. Players, meanwhile, have decided to side
with Inzamam - and rightly so. But still, the world of cricket doesn't
stand divided on any of these issues.
Everyone
seems to nod his head in agreement over the instances in the light
of what the laws say. But Inzamam and his team have felt humiliated
because they have been accused of something which the umpires failed,
or rather, refused to give any proof of. Pakistan coach Bob Woolmer
says that match referee, Mike Procter, didn't give him a serious
hearing when he brought the incident to his notice.
That,
of course, is a serious charge, something which has not been dwelled
upon in the media as it should have been. A London newspaper tried
to create a sensation saying that England coach Duncan Fletcher
might have 'triggered' the ball tampering row as he had a meeting
with Procter at the end of the previous day's play. Nothing really
sinister about a meeting, is there?
Then,
The Daily Mail blared in a back-page headline that Pakistan pace
bowler Mohammad Asif had been "accused" of scuffing the
ball and altering its condition, a punishable offence under cricket's
law 42.3. This also didn't turn out to be true. Someone then mentioned
that Asif had a piece of sandpaper attached to a side of his trousers
and he was constantly rubbing the ball against it. As it turned
out, it was just a piece of plaster pasted to hide a sponsor's logo.
The cricketing world, thankfully, didn't get divided into two different
camps. Initially, the ICC Chief Executive made it clear that match
officials cannot be changed, as Pakistan had asked for in Hair's
case, as these appointments were made well in advance and without
'fear or favour,' taking several conditions into consideration.
Then, it was Cowie who blew the whistle on Hair, making the contents
of the email public at his press conference in London.
Now,
Pakistan want an enquiry into Hair's intentions before the ICC decides
to put Inzamam in the dock. The Pakistan skipper could be facing
a ban that will keep him out of either four Tests or eight One-day
Internationals. The Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) Chairman, Shaharyar
M. Khan, believes that Inzamam will be exonerated.
However,
the charges against Inzamam are serious. One is about changing the
condition of the ball illegally. The other is bringing the game
into disrepute by staging a protest and keeping his team off the
ground when it should have resumed playing.
There
are, of course, questions that still need to be answered. Why did
Inzamam continue playing for another 16 overs after the umpires
changed the ball as they felt its condition had been altered, in
effect accusing the Pakistan team of 'cheating'? Why wasn't a protest
lodged right on the spot, as is the required procedure? Who exactly
was pulling the strings as Inzamam continued to react without using
the rudder?
The
entire Pakistan top brass was present at the Test match. The PCB
Chairman, its Director Board Operations and another gentleman who
is a member of its ad-hoc committee. Then there was the manager,
former Test star Zaheer Abbas, and coach Woolmer. Instead of Zaheer
taking the problem by the scruff of its neck, he not only became
'invisible,' but Chairman Shaharyar took upon himself the task of
facing the press.
The
ad-hoc committee member, a noted dignitary of Lahore, merrily appeared
on the media and told television audiences of his 'strong role'
in the entire episode. Is a member of an organisation, with no leading
post to hold, qualified to be a part of meetings between the cricketing
chiefs of two boards? Were these two gentlemen not good enough to
handle the matter on their own?
Less
than two weeks after the incident at The Oval, the Pakistan team
was back on the field, having won its first Twenty 20 International
at Bristol and then getting the better of England in a washed out
One-day International in Cardiff. Inzamam waits with bated breath
for the hearing, if at all it will take place.
It
has become quite clear that Inzamam was misled throughout the episode,
especially when the team management was in the process of deciding
whether to take the field or not. Instead of being told, "Go
out and play and we'll handle the diplomacy," he was made a
sort of scapegoat because the top brass didn't really know how to
react.
Chairman
Shaharyar says that the team wanted to lodge a protest but "only
for a few minutes." The umpires were back on the field of play
at 4:40pm, but neither the England batsmen nor the Pakistan team
entered the grounds. Four minutes later the umpires left. At 4:55pm
they returned with the England batting pair in tow. There was no
sign of the Pakistan side yet.
The
umpires then decided to call off the match by taking the bails off
the stumps. The Pakistan team then marched in at 5.23pm, with neither
the batsmen nor the umpires out there in the middle. A total of
43 minutes is certainly not "a few minutes." The PCB must
admit that they did everything to botch up the situation.
It
was just a stroke of good luck, and the "prayers of an effigy-burning
nation back home," that has turned the tide their way somewhat.
The ICC inquiry will have to prove now that the ball was actually
tampered with. If not, Inzamam gets off the hook. Some kind of punishment
will, however, be coming his way for "bringing the game into
disrepute."
But
will the cricketing world learn its lessons after this sorry episode?
Inzamam
may have been greeted with jeers when he brought his team back at
The Oval, but spectators in Bristol and Cardiff sat as one while
watching two of the finest sides play cricket. Confirming the fact
once again that sport is, perhaps, the biggest democratic institution
in this imperfect world of ours.
One
wonders whether the unmistakably Pakistani-looking spectators with
long, flowing beards at Cardiff had their soft drinks bottles scrutinized
for explosive materials or whether women in all-enveloping robes
and hair scarves were made to undergo body searches. The atmosphere
out there in the stands seemed cordial. There didn't seem to be
any special pride in a 'brown' nation hammering the enemy; no indication
of some 'great white hope' making the 'terrorists', 'Islamic fundamentalists'
and 'coolies' bite the dust.
On
a lighter note, umpire Hair's surname gave rise to some of the juiciest
puns that will surely linger on in cricket literature for sometime.
'Hair-raising.' 'Hair-cut', 'Bad Hair Day', 'Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow',
'Hairy foot in the mouth' and what not. The most delicious was the
rather high-profile Karachi City Cricket Association demanding a
10-year ban to be slapped on someone named 'Deril Heir' in one of
its public protests.
The
worst came from a friend, and a female to boot, who felt that the
cricket umpires' fraternity was in dire need of a waxing session.
Why? For unwanted Hair removal, what else? 
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